Friday, February 1, 2008

Hottie Friday: Catherine Zeta-Jones


(Do click to enlarge this or any other image - but do so only if you can handle all that goodness)

Fairest most gorgeous Zeta-Jones


What I wouldn't give to jump your lovely bones

Your eyes are filled with so much passion



I'll court you and treat you in the most endearing and deserving fashion


Catherine so beautiful, Catherine so fair



Whenever you're around



There's nothing but love in the air


Alas, I can't help it and I feel absolutely no shame



My knees grow weak, at the mere mention of your name


Your eyes; they reflect the fire



That burns from the depth of your soul



If ever they looked at just me alone


I'd be all yours to have and to hold


And there's no denying that fiestiness you possess



It's evident in the way you tackle all of your roles with such zest



The flawlessness of your hair... your face



Yet, you don't let it get to you; cause you to fall from grace



The perfectness of your cheeks, lips and nose



If I admire them for too long
Then it's sigh, swoon, racing heartbeat
Ah yes, the next step - definitely comatose



The Pointer Sisters said it best
The words make me want to cuddle you to my chest
You fill my every being with such desire
The thought of kissing you ... Oooh Fire!



Any list of the finest and sexiest is incomplete
If your name does not appear at the top of the sheet
No one else could possess such a combination
Of sultry timeless beauty, you're the greatest sensation!



The Legend of Zorro; my absolute favorite of all time
But then again, you went above and beyond in Chicago
So it's not that easy to make up my mind
Ocean's Twelve - nice; Intolerable Cruelty
That movie I could not just one time see



Then you were paired with Sean Connery in Entrapment
That combination was pure delightful enjoyment
You were awesome in Catherine The Great, this I know
So many great movies; and in everyone you stole the show



Looking forward to Stompanato (2008)
And Rachel's Holiday (2008)
In one a murderer and the other
A drug addict you're scheduled to play


Swoon anyone?