Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Teri Hatcher - Here's Looking At Ya

Let me take you back a little to 1993
When up in the sky; why what could it be?

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Superman I see
The Adventures of Lois and Clark; right on my TV

But what do you know, he's not alone
He isn't? No. What? Does he have a clone?

Nah for she's way too beautiful so it can't be
Hot damn! Well if it isn't gorgeous Teri!

I knew I was hooked right off the bat
Cause you see I fancy shows like that

A little bit of mystery, the good guy vs villain it had
Throw in a sassy curious lady; certainly not half bad

I followed the show in as much as I could
Tried never to miss an episode; I found them to be really good

Loved the twists and turns; the scrapes they got into
It would have helped some, had she known a bit of jujitsu

It went on like this for about 4 years
Then it came to an end, almost brought me to tears

How could they be taking my show away from me?
Now what the hell do they expect me to watch on TV?

I guess one might conclude that the show lost its fizzle
But bet your ass it wasn't because Hatcher lost her sizzle

It was just time for the show to go
Just one of those things that happen you know

And just as I feared, Hatcher fell out of sight
I looked and searched for her night after night

She showed up later in Tomorrow Never Dies - 007
And that was pretty much it in 1997

An appearance here and there - Seinfeld, Frasier, Jane Doe
Nothing really major, looked like curtain call; end of show

Until that fine day when Marc Cherry came calling
He had this idea for a show featuring 5 lovely darlings
Oh happy day! 5 lovelies each with a secret or two
Throw then all in a pot; let's cook us up some meaty stew

Desperate housewives living on Lane Wysteria
Neighbors, rivals, friendship, drama - sheer hysteria

Enter Teri Hatcher, fuck she's hot as can be
Strutting her stuff as if to say, "Hey! Just look at me!"

Damn woman, what the hell did you do
Now I'm gonna be stuck to my TV again - snug with some Crazy Glue

Whatever it is that you were feeding on or doing
Got my heart in a shambles; yep I'm definitely ruined

Can't take my eyes off you no matter what I try
You're that spring in my step; the beam in my eye

First one season, then before you know it two
The thing caught on like wild fire; what's left to do?

Add 2 more damn it; be sure to keep it great
Let all the fans stay rooted, let their hearts palpitate

Susan, Lynette, Bree, Gabrielle and Edie
I'll make you all dinner so please come round to see me

We could sit and chat or find more interesting things to do
I'm for whatever you all come up with; it's all up to you

But back to you Teri, I'm afraid I digress
Was I ever happy that you were back? Hell yes, yes, yes!

My TV viewing has been saved; returned to me; restored
Thanks to you, I can rejoice; I'm no longer bored

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Poppy Montgomery - Have You Seen Her!

I love Without A Trace; it's just my kind of show. I hate the damn adds that TNT inserts into it's shows. I blame them for what I'm about to confess. I first caught a glimpse of Poppy Petal Emma Elizabeth Deveraux Donahue Montgomery (excuse me while I catch my breath) on Without A Trace and in a way that was that. I concerned myself with the plot line of whatever episode I was watching and how intense Anthony LaPaglia is when he's on screen.

Before blogging about the women of TNT, one of my readers mentioned that she loved Poppy Montgomery and I was like who? She responded, Poppy Montgomery of Without A Trace. So of course I went to IMDB to look up the cast and sure enough there she was. And I thought to myself, 'here the hell have I been and what the hell have I been watching all along?'

So, of course I went digging. My digging turned up a few nice pics here and there and I was like 'hmmm... nice'. Needless to say that when I opened up my email one day and saw a mail from said reader, I didn't think much of it.

But Oh My Gosh! When I opened up and saw the attachments, I don't remember much after that!

If you haven't already been introduced, please, let me introduce you to Poppy like you've probably never seen her before. "Hellooooo Poppy!"

Warning! Extremely hot photos follows so proceed at your own risk, don't send me any medical bills, don't send me any complaints about damaged keyboards as a result of drooling or spilling coffee, cola, gin & tonic, etc, etc on them. I suggest that you place some cushions around you on the floor or better yet, if you're using a laptop - take it into bed and them proceed. You have been duly warned! Alert! Nudity follows!

There's no gradually moving into the 'other' side of Poppy. So you won't have time to pace yourself or anything; Just jumping right in! If you feel your heart rate increasing to a pace you know you won't be able to handle, you can just quit while you're ahead *cough cough*.

She's Australian, she currently plays Samantha Spade on Without A Trace, Montgomery was the "cover girl" for the May 2005 Stuff, which labelled her "TV's Hottest Cop."

She has appeared in Maxim, FHM and posed nude in the art magazine Black+White. She also portrayed Marilyn Monroe in the 2001 CBS mini-series Blonde.

Hot damn!!!

Kudos to Oceangirl1x