WARNING!!! If you are prone to heat-strokes, have a weak heart, suffer fainting spells, get embarrassed if seen naked or partially nude by others or can’t handle viewing scantily clad women, then I recommend that you do not read this blog any further.
This week is going to feature a bunch of hotties who are gonna raise the temp in the room to dynamic proportions. Do not, I repeat, do not proceed if you cannot handle scantily, provocatively dressed Supermodels!
(Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Karolina Kurkova, Gisele Bundchen and Izabel Goulart)
So now ensure that you are in a place where if you get the urge to drool or remove articles of clothing that you can submit to that urge.
Name: Miranda May Kerr
DOB: 20 February 1983
Nationality: Australian (Born in Sydney, but grew up in Gunnedah, New South Wales)
Parents: Therese and John Kerr
Childhood: Raced motorbikes and rode horses on her grandmother’s farm
The first Australian addition to the Victoria's Secret campaign
Was the face of Australian fashion chain Portmans
Won the nation-wide model search hosted by Dolly Magazine and Impulse fragrances at the tender age of 13 back in 1997 and was flown to Sydney a week before her fourteenth birthday to shoot for the magazine.
The media was not pleased with the photos of the fourteen year old and some controversy followed as a result. However, Miranda and her family were comfortable with it all especially since Kerr was fully clothed (in swimsuits) for the entire shoot.
Here's what Kerr had to say about the whole thing, "In the media at the time they were trying to cling on to anything remotely to do with paedophilia. Dolly is a magazine for teenage girls, not for old men. And I was fully clothed! Doing a winter shoot! They just made something out of nothing."
Has modelled for Chadwick Models, Chic Model Management Billabong Girls, Tigerlily, Roxy, and One Teaspoon.
Has appeared on a multitude of runways including Next model agency in Baby Phat, Lisa Ho, Voodoo Dolls, Trelise Cooper and Jets and Victoria Secret's to name a few.
She has appeared in and on the cover of popular magazines such as Elle, Oyster, Madison, Australian Vogue and Harpers Bazaar.
She was contracted to work on campaigns with Maybelline New York, the campaign ran a series of internationally sold women's beauty magazines including Cosmopolitan, CLEO and ELLE and was eventually featured in Victoria's Secret catalogues.[
Kerr is currently writing an inspirational self-esteem self-help book called Treasure Yourself aimed at the female teenage demographic.
Kerr is dubbed "the next MacPherson" and generates a high volume of interest in both the Australasian, European and American markets.
Monday, March 31, 2008
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Just when I thought I couldn't love Janet Jackson anymore, she does something to make me do just that.
Let the record show that there aren't many women who will get me to blog about them on the weekend. Therefore the fact that I'm here blogging now, means that Janet Jackson is one of the few. I can only begin to tell you how I feel about Miss Jackson and that's about all I can do for there could never be an end to describing how much I just truly love and hold the woman in the highest esteem.
Janet appeared on Larry King Live tonight and let it all out. She was candid, truthful and sincere. One of the most attractive quality about Janet for me is how truly humble she is. This is a woman who has sold over 190 million albums, won numerous awards for her music, she's a world class performer and a staunch humanitarian supporting charities but mainly charities that focus on AIDS.
She has never done drugs of any kind and thanks her parents for keeping all of the Jackson kids grounded. She revealed that no matter how many shows and appearances they made, that they'd all have to be up by 7 a.m. next day to complete their chores.
At the end of it all she tried to teach Larry King some moves from her latest video Feedback. But the best thing about it all is that she totally adores me! Yes she does. She said it herself. When asked about how she felt about doting fans who have her images splashed all over their walls, she replied that she thought it was very sweet. And since I'm a doting fan (bordering on obsessive) then she was indeed referring to me.
This is the part where I'm on the verge of plunging into Janet worship so before I do that, I'll just close right here.
Janet just know this, I've loved you from the very first moment I laid eyes on you and my love and admiration of and for you grows on the daily.
Friday, March 28, 2008
The very first thing I've got to do here is confess that I've got such a huge crush on Eva La Rue that the only way to describe it is "sick"!
I swear my heart dances at the sight of her on screen on in a photograph. My mind races with thoughts of things that I'd do to and with her should the opportunity ever arise. I cannot control my emotions when it comes to her.
I mean, everyone knows that I luv beautiful women but there are those that just make me go goo-goo ga-ga and La Rue is one of those. Her beauty is beyond words. Her sex appeal is overwhelming.
Just look at her; look at the woman! Seriously!
And there's this way she has of folding her arms as she's talking to someone... *swoon* and that little smile that's gone in a second *good lord*!
She makes me weak in the knees.
Before I go on and make an absolute fool of myself, I think I'll just stick to the subject at hand. What the hell was I talking about again?
My brain has suffered a massive overload and nothing is making sense to me right now. Must concentrate.. must concentrate.... Focus Slym.... focus damn it!
Eh... facts about Eva... facts.. yes... Let's see. She grew up in California and began singing jingles for and starring in TV commercials at the age of 6. She still often sings at many sports events and any other opportunities that arise. She enjoys Tae Kwon Do and loves acting.
Eva La Rue is of Puerto Rican, French, Dutch and Scottish ancestry. *Swoon. Thud - sea todavía mi corazón de paliza - be still my beating heart*
La Rue began acting at the age of 6 and was later a teenage beauty queen. She won Danfranc Productions Miss California Empire 1984 title at the state pageant held in Irvine, CA. (Somehow I think I'm repeating myself on some of this but forgive) and she used to model for Fredericks of Hollywood.
She has earned an Emmy and NAACP nomination and won two ALMA for her portrayal of Dr. Maria Santos on the daytime drama All My Children.
She was recently awarded the esteemed Gracie Allen Award by the Foundation of American Women in Radio and Television. (Yo la quiero tan mal yo no puedo pensar - I want you so badly I cannot think)
On CSI Miami she plays Natalia Boa Vista an agent hired by the MDPD to pursue DNA on unsolved cases. She has been the victim of abuse by her ex-husband and was introduced into the series as a mole planted to gather information to bring down Horatio and his lab.
Her new life at the lab was going pretty well until she was discovered to be the mole by Horatio's team. Once her double-agent role was exposed, she made amends by trying to convince them she reported no wrongdoing.
She was eventually hired to train as a CSI in the field and for it took a while and some hard work to regain the respect and trust of those of her peers.
La Rue threw herself into the role and did a marvelous job of it. One thing I hate is to see someone in a role in which they do not play well.
This cannot be said of La Rue. I felt her insecurities, her apprehensions, her uncertainties and frustrations.
None of this stems from my blatant infatuation with her at all. If it's one thing that I cannot be, it's a hypocrite. I give credit where credit is due.
Whether someone else agrees with me is something else altogether. But I think I have and exercise pretty good, fair and just judgement.
She is a talented actress who is hard-working and puts her all into her roles. But don't take my word for it. Tune in to CBS on Mondays at 10pm or watch re-runs on A&E weekly.
Also check out her work in any of these movies and TV shows - Dangerous Curves, Heart Condition, Legal Tender, Robo Cop 3, Remembrance, Little Pieces and Cries in the Dark to name a few.
Her latest movie Lakeview Terrace is set for release on 19 September of this year.
Mi mariposa hermosa... (My beautiful butterfly)
la razón para mi es.... (the reason for my being)
Quiero quitarla a una Isla Tropical (I want to whisk you away to a Tropical Island)
y la alimenta fruta exóticas (and feed you exotic fruits)
entonces marca a usted toda la noche hasta la mañana viene (then make love to you all night till the morning comes)
Definitely a hottie!!
*If the Spanish makes not sense, don't hold it against me :)*