Friday, May 30, 2008
Dear Diary I have a confession
Jill Bennett has become my latest obsession
She has the prettiest smile in the world
I'm on an unending quest to make her my girl
It would be fuel to start on her sexy swagger
To watch her walk makes me stagger
I want her in my life; take time and let our love unfurl
The very thought of her makes my toes curl
My only wish is for me to have my own way
With her during the night, sometimes during the day
And the little creases in her nose when she smiles in that way
Is all the more reason why I'm happy and gay
And she has the cutest tightest little ass
Excuse me if I stray from polite over into crass
I just wanna grab it, squeeze it, hold it tight
It's just perfect, and is sure to give pleasure all through the night
To add to it all, the woman is quirky
Making her even more irresistible, Jill, here I am take me!
Then she goes and adds tattoos as well
As if she wasn't already HOT as hell
The things that come to mind that we would do
Would turn the cheeks of my grandma to a reddish hue
I tell you no lie, you make putty out of me
I wanna be the sugar in your coffee, the cream in your tea
If only you knew how much I love your hair
And the sexy way you sit down on a chair
If we were together, I'd kiss everyone else goodbye
Wouldn't walk on earth either, be walking on cloud 9 up in the sky
I know that we'd both be totally satisfied
And never ever want to leave each other's side
I'd be late for work each and every day
If anyone should ask why, this is what I'd say
Can anyone blame me for not wanting to leave
When such good loving I give and receive
There's no other love like this that exists
Can't you tell that just by the way we kiss
Don't you notice I walk around with a smile on my face
That's because I have the epitome of hotness that can never be replaced
Can't you see how everyone looks at us
For all the time we are completely filled with lust
Love and affection so strong it can be felt from miles afar
Love so potent it can fuel a race car
Do I need to explain to you anymore
Tell me now for it's a just about four
And bet your ass I won't stay one minute longer
Gotta get home to my love-machine for who's touch I hunger
Gotta make sure she's satisfied and well fed
Not only out but more importantly in bed
If I sound love-struck, that's because I am
I'm sprung, hooked, whipped and I don't give a damn
Say anything you want, call me any name
For when it comes to my Jill, I know or feel no shame
You know what they say 'hate the game not the playa'
It's not my fault that I'm sated, you nay-sayer
Go out and find someone you can call your own
Whatever you do, just leave me the hell alone
Well Diary, it's good to have gotten this off of my chest
For sure Jill Bennett puts the HOT in HOTNESS
Lets just keep this between me and you for you know how things get
Once someone grabs hold of your inter most desires and put it out on the Internet
Imagine the commotion that this could cause
If on it the wrong people got their claws
Letting the world know that I'm living wrapped up in a fantasy
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
My crush on Sheena Easton can only aptly be described as S-I-C-K! As a youngster I developed what has turned out to be the hardest crush of my life. To give you an idea of how ridiculously huge this crush is, picture this: If you put ALL of my current major crushes together, collectively they pale in comparison to my Sheena Easton crush. [Feel free to click on any of the images to enlarge them]
She's not sporting short hair anymore but back then the short jet-black hair, those sexy eyes *swoon* - her eyes... *sigh*, those luscious alluring lips and the perfect shape of her frame... my word... I swear I'm getting a bit giddy recalling it all and bet your ass I'm still crusing on her to this day.
Her hair color and style changed over the years, but it never mattered. Long hair, short hair, black hair, red hair - the woman was just so damn hot no matter the style or color.
Her teeth - P-E-R-F-E-C-T. The contour of her face - F-L-A-W-L-E-S-S. And heavens to mergatroid! - her voice - S-E-X-Y is an understatement. When she speaks, *swoon* - I feel weak. Her sex appeal is transcendent. She makes me all hot and bothered I tell you.
When she got together with Prince (the sexiest man alive) to do U Got The Look I was beside myself. I didn't know whether to envy him, hate him, love him, be happy for him, I think I just really wanted to be him (lmao).
I fantasized about her constantly. Went out of my way to get my hands on any picture, magazine, interview, CD, poster, TV appearance, Concert; you name it and I was there.
When she sang For Your Eyes Only, I was totally convinced that she sang it just for me. It was our song.
She was born Sheena Shirley Orr on April 27, 1959 in Bellshill, North Lanarkshire, Scotland. (This is my most favorite picture of them all.)
She was inspired by Barbra Streisand's performance in The Way We Were to become a singer. Easton wanted to have the same effect on others that Streisand had on her.
She excelled in school and earned a scholarship to attend the Royal Scottish Academy of Music and Drama in Glasgow from 1975 to 1979 during the day while singing with a band called 'Something Else' at local clubs at night.
She is the mother of two adopted children - Jake (1994) and Skylar (1996) and currently resides in Las Vegas.
January 2008 Easton returned to Santiago, Chile for a one time concert. She had last visited Chile some 24 years ago when she was promoting her album Todo Me Recuerda A Ti her Spanish greatest hits album.
Easton currently tours throughout the year at various venues throughout the world. Her concerts are usually scheduled for weekends as she states her kids are her priority right now.
Easton has performed at Resorts Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City in March 2008.
She was the third British solo female artist to reach #1 on the Hot 100 US singles chart. The first is Petula Clark, then Lulu, she was followed by Bonnie Tyler and then Kim Wilde and most recently by Leona Lewis. Petula, Sheena, and now Leona are the only 3 British solo female artist to have #1 debut on the US Billboard Hot 100.
Since 1981 she has released 20 albums - the first being Take My Time and the last Classic Masters (2002)